Resolutions (which are all assumed to be optional):

• Change my hair style
• Read at least one novel a month (which seems petty, until you see my schedule for 2012)
• Leave my house more often
• Become interested in something/find something that will suit me the rest of my life
• Actually change my daily calendar daily
• Learn to separate the important things from the unimportant things
• Stop leaving my shoes in odd places