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“The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is ‘Never break into someone...”

– Lemony Snicket (via fadesandspins)

Feb 12th

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evertrysoynuts: Look at me and my twin!

Feb 12th

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My current life in a post:

Busy Incredible Stressful Busy Mostly incredible

Jan 24th

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everets: I love Goodwill Hunting. finding the best deals at Goodwill. they always have really cheap socks.

Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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Resolutions (which are all assumed to be optional): Change my hair style Read at least one novel a month (which seems petty, until you see my schedule for 2012) Leave my house more often Become interested in something/find something that will suit me the rest of my life Actually change my daily calendar daily Learn to separate the important things from the unimportant things Stop leaving my...

Jan 1st

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Dec 10th

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pah: i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

Nov 28th

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Nov 25th

kindlesong: kindlesong: i wonder who’s going to get trampled at a black friday sale. man, that person doesn’t even know they have four days to live that’s weird this is really morbid someone is going to die in like an hour and a half and i’m powerless to stop it

Nov 25th

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Nov 21st

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neopetsprincess: i’ve got 99 problems and like 97 of them are all my fault

Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

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Nov 20th

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“My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s...”

– Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (via feyminism)

Nov 17th

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infiniteroofies: whenthesongends: adrians: this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES jesus christ im dying. holy mother of dick

Nov 15th

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There was this boy I really disliked in middle school and he moved to Louisiana (thank god), but ultimately ended up living in the same town as my extended family and now he’s really good friends with one of my cousins.

Nov 12th

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“haha LOLOLOL”

Nov 11th

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There is a newspaper article in the local newspaper titled “Man steals Hacky Sack, damages police car.” The before mentioned hacky sack was worth $10, and the man broke a handle of a police man’s car. A judge sentenced the young man to one year of probation. When an employee asked him to return the shoplifted hacky sack, the boy replied “Seriously?”, but ultimately...

Nov 11th

Nov 8th

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I have a ton of homework to do because I always have a ton of homework to do but instead I think I’ll just sit here and think about life.

Nov 8th

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Nov 6th

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I’m not sure why I even audition for things because I always suck?

Nov 5th

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I have an audition for all state band tomorrow morning and it’s sort of a big deal, just not to me because I know that I’m not going to make it so I’m not sure why I’m continuing with the audition. Even better though, this year they’re doing it online, and they post your audition for you! It’s convenient because now I can listen to it and cry for the next few...

Nov 4th

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Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

I will never, ever get a break.

Oct 31st

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I want to cut my hair so badly. People always tell me how much they “love” it but they fail to realize how inconvenient it is. I have to use so much shampoo and conditioner and it tangles easily and it’s difficult to make it look nice and it gets caught in zippers and whatnot. But at the same time it’s a defining factor of my being. When my friends think of me they think of...

Oct 26th

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I wish that I never had to write a “How To” essay because every time I write a “How To” essay I sound either like a textbook or a fifth grader. I also wish I was better at some things and that my friends would stop asking me for advice because I have none. My day in a nutshell.

Oct 19th

I’ve decided that it would make sense if I had a good day when I wake up to a good song in the morning which would make today a bad day which makes sense because I spilled hot coffee on the thumb that I burned yesterday So

Oct 18th

Do you know how many times I edited that last post to try to get the read more to work because I’m too dumb to function You don’t know

Oct 17th

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I haven’t been on Tumblr in a long time but I think I need to put my life somewhere and I believe this is the place. So I really enjoy playing music. This joy for playing music came, I think, around the time I started doing marching band after the sixth grade. Before then it was just okay. After that it has just gone up hill, and though marching band places me towards the bottom of the...

Oct 17th

Sep 12th

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Sep 4th

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marrypotter: Who needs friends when you have the Food Network?

Aug 25th

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Aug 19th

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I have my laptop back so I might be on Tumblr more but probably not.

Aug 19th

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Jul 12th

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I keep wanting to say that I want to go home but then I realize that I am home and I don’t really know where I want to go.

Jul 10th

So this summer I’m playing trombone in this summer marching band thing which is terrible and I hate it, and two people in my section thought they would attempt to be clever and have a contest to see who could get the most spit on me which was really cute so now my shoes are covered in spit, which bothers me, and I think that this run-on sentence could go on just a bit longer. I figure that...

Jun 28th

Jun 27th

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Jun 21st

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This is what happens when I try to take a picture...

Jun 19th

MAN it has been awhile.

I honestly forgot Tumblr existed.

Jun 19th

So far I’ve spent my first real day of summer watching crime dramas.

May 31st

I have my last final today and I am just so happy that this year is almost over.

May 25th

It snowed today. Why do I have to live here?

May 19th

I have to give my computer back to my school today. The sad thing is that this will not at all help my lack of a social life.

May 18th

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May 18th